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14 Ways to Handle Stress

1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay your Visa bills.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.

4. When someone says, “Have a nice day,” tell them you have other plans.

5. During a meeting, sneeze, and then loudly suck the phlegm back down your throat.

6. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. (PETA supporters: this is a joke.)

7. Dance in long underwear in front of your pets.

8. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing was wrong.

9. Thumb through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

10. Go shopping, buy everything, sweat in them, then, return them the next day.

11. Drive to work in reverse.

12. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.

13. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.

14. Bill your doctor for the time you spent in the waiting room.

Author Unknown

If You Believe You Can, You Can

If you think you are beaten—you are.

If you think you dare not—you don't.

If you want to win, but think you can't,

It is almost a cinch you won't.

If you think you'll lose—you've lost.

For out of the world we find

That success begins with a fellow's will;

It's all in the state of mind.

Life's battles don't always go

To the stronger or the faster man;

But sooner or later the man that wins

Is the one who thinks he can.

Author Unknown

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